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 Too funny not to share...... 404 Computer Skills...

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OzzieDreama



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PostSubject: Too funny not to share...... 404 Computer Skills...   Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:15 pm

Customer:    Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. 
                       Every time I try, it says 'Can't find  printer'. 
                       I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, 
                       but the computer still says he can't find it.. 
 
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Tech  support:    What's on your monitor now, ma'am?   
Customer:            A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.  

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Customer:            My keyboard  is not working anymore.   
Tech  support:    Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?   
Customer:           No. I can't get behind the computer.   
Tech  support:    Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.   
Customer: !        OK   
Tech support:    Did the  keyboard come with you?   
Customer:          Yes   
Tech support:   That means the keyboard  is not plugged in. 
 
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Customer:            I can't get on the Internet.   
Tech support:       Are you sure you used the right password? 
Customer:           Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.   
Tech  support:    Can you tell me what the password was?   
Customer:           Five dots.  

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Tech  support:     What  anti-virus program do you use?   
Customer:            Netscape.   
Tech support:     That's not an anti-virus program.   
Customer:           Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
 
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Customer:    I have a huge problem. 
                  A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, 
                  but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support:     How may I help you?   
Customer:           I'm writing my first email.   
Tech support:    OK, and what seems to be the problem?   
Customer:          Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it? 
 
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This one and the next  are our personal favourites!  

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.  

Tech support:     Are you running it under windows?   
Customer:          'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. 
                       The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working   fine.'
 
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And last but  not least!  

Tech  support:    'Okay Bob, let's  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.  Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program  Manager.'   
Customer:          I don't have a P.   
Tech  support:   On your keyboard, Bob.   
Customer:          What do you mean?   
Tech support:    'P'.....on  your keyboard, Bob.   
Customer:          I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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PostSubject: Re: Too funny not to share...... 404 Computer Skills...   Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:58 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Too funny not to share...... 404 Computer Skills...   Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:02 pm

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Too funny not to share...... 404 Computer Skills...   Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:21 pm

lol!   They are just too funny!!!  Thanks
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PostSubject: Re: Too funny not to share...... 404 Computer Skills...   Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:51 pm

lol!  lol!  lol! 

That last one is the best
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PostSubject: Re: Too funny not to share...... 404 Computer Skills...   Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:49 am

We have some regular issues where they tell us the Printer is not working.....and most of the time its not switched on!! Another is the monitor not working or the White boards are not working, again its not switched on!!

Each year we have PAT testing (electrical testing) We inform staff that the PAT testers will leave things unplugged and to check that before calling us out......but Teachers being Teachers, don't read the messages and call us out.....when its not plugged in!!!

Another pet hate, is when pupils are unable to login, the teachers do not check it in the classroom before calling us out, and 9 times out of 10 they are miss-spelling their NAME, email address or password!!
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PostSubject: Re: Too funny not to share...... 404 Computer Skills...   Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:51 pm

LOL OMG Lyn how frustrating
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